Editing 2014-09-06 (section)

==Transcript==
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:Bad news, kids.
:I've decided to ignore economic data and assume the challenges facing your generation are the same as those mine faced.
:Oh no!
:Worse, I'm going to assume you want what I wanted! And when you fail to strive for it, I will perceive that as laziness.
:Nooo:
:And the bitterest pill of all is that I've mentally characterized my teenage self as simply a more athletic version of my current self, with all the knowledge and biases of my last 35 years
:Why?!
:It's okay. It's not terminal. In fact, you can survive a really long time this way. We'll just have to get through it together.
:How can we help?
:When I was your age, we knew how to help.
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