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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The first generation of users were a mes6. :We've been married for a7 years, and the whole time you still never got over the girl you lkkd in midqle school? :Yeah,. Oh? And on a related topic, I think your religious views career choices, and childrearing :Techniques :Ahaha haha: :Are dumb :The second generation grew up telepathic. They fared better :Sibling let us not quarrel at our age, we have poor impulse control. But, we both have good intentions. :Indeed :But, they had a problem. :Ah, I see you too had parents who were embittered recluses, fearful of all technology, descending ever deeper into madnegs :And a ubiquitous problem is hard :Tell from a biological imperative. :Son, when I was your age, my dad lived in the basement, wore a tin foil hat, and spent every day screaming about how the world was made of liars. I want you to have that too, :By the third generation, the accident of the past was reified by culture and gilded with science. :Recent studies suggest this generation's teens are significantly less likely to rock themselves to sleep each night, swearing and gibbering experts say it is the social crisis of our time :Sanity-increasing drugs were prescribed. :I just want him to be normal :One :Shot :Of diethylamide a day should do it. :Lysergic :Acid :The population at large are now a mad mega-mind writhing with an infinity of discordant thoughts :A small band of us left the new way behind abandoning modernity in search for a more authentic human experience. :Thank goo. We can go back to having private thoughts :Things are better this way :50 anyway do you still love me or is the only thing keeping us together inertia? :I don't kwow let's just go to bed
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