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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Infected by pc. :Hmm. I wonder which monkey disease is tastiest. :Mathematical models predicted exponential spread of infection :9090 :They were right. :Mathematicall right. But epidemiology doesn't obey simple rules :Diseases evowe to become less deadly if that benefits the disease if the zombie" gets less scary the transmission rate will go up. :Soon, a weaker strain appeared :So I'm dating a zombie, :What? :He's got zombie disease b he doesn't want to consume me and he really cares about my brains. :As nicer and nicer strains dominated zombie disease became inoistinguishable from the normal human microbiome why is that guy so mean? :I wonder if he lacks zombie c bacteria I read that makes you less sensitive. :Eventually non zombie people were weeded out. :I'm sorry. I want to be with sally she just gets me. :Now and then, zombie: -resistant kids are born. :Oh god... I blame myself. :Don't dear, don't :We try to treat them well. :He screams and cries when his whims aren't satisfied immediately. :Sorry ma'am. That's just part of homan syndrome.
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