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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :The big money on the internet was :Until kittens were discovered. :From there it was a short step to dwarf cats. Then dwarf kittens and hyperdwarf newborn kittens :mew :A new branch of miniaturization became highly profitable. :We have created a kitten the width of a single human hair. :The cat photo industry was willing to spend fortunes for ever smaller kitties :The essential features of a cat are whiskers, meows, and purring we can create an atomic machine that has tendrils, emits sound waves, and vibrates :o :But there was a problem. :We re getting weird quantum effects. If too many planck-kitten are near each other the "purr frequency" shreds local spacetime :The problem had a solution. :Can we stop making them? :Sure just convince the internet to not look at cats. :All is lost. :10 :Some day in the distant future aliens will find the tatters our one-time home :And they will not be shocked :Another civilization that 8 evolved with cats. :There is no god.
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