Editing 2013-03-14 (section)

==Transcript==
:[Three panels, two in the first row, with the first twice as wide as the second.]
:[Panel 1: A mother looks at a kid shown in profile.]
:Mother: He had a parasite that needed to get its host eaten by a fox on the other side. It lesioned his sensorimotor cortex, causing it to waddle forward uncontrollably.
:[Panel 2: The kid is sad, shown in front of a black background.]
:[Panel 3: Captioned "Earlier...", the kid looks excitedly at his mother, who has a concerned expression.]
:Kid: <i>Hey mom!</i> Why did the chicken cross the road?