Editing 2013-01-21 (section)

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:Bad news.
:I've chosen to take your lack of interest in me as a clever ruse to lure me into the romantic relationship I've desired for several months now.
:Oh god no
:But it's not the case I just find you completely unappealing ! There isn't anything complex here
:Hey/whoa. You think this is easy for me?
:I'm going to be out of the dating market
:For at least two
:Possibly up to five
:Years.
:But-
:And let's not forget the time and money involved in leaving multiple messages with you every single day! And sending holiday cards! Do you think oncomfortably romantic gifts buy themselves?
:No, but-
:And what if you leave town?! I'll have to coincidentallyfind a nearby job, probably at a pay cut. Do you think that'll be easy for me?/
:I think-
:Listen, we can debate this all day, or we can treat it like the minor natural disaster it is, ride it out as best we can, then pick up the pieces like mature
:Adults.
:All right. Where do we
:*sigh
:Start?
:I got you this vial of my blood for valentine's day,
:I alrbady have a boyfrignd
:Caption: I made him one too!