Editing 2013-01-03 (section)

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:[Describe panel here]
:Hi, is this the department of lies?
:Yes
:No. No. This is the department
:Thanks, I... waaaiiiii, I get it. You're lying because you're from the department of lies but if you're lying,
:Of lies. Here's
:Our brochure
:No
:It's a common misconception that we're always lying in which case we're lying about lying and thus telling the truth and so forth. But we're just a department that contains a few researchers who work
:On lies.
:Ah, okay. This is awkward. See, I was sent here to requisition a
:You'll want the
:Paradox department.
:Paradox.
:Does that exist where it doesn't exist?
:No. It's on eighth street
:Do they have paradoxeg?
:No.
:4ha.
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:The paradox department paradoxically contains no paradoxes, which is parado
:They're out right now/because they're being merged with the humorless irony department.
:No. Normally they have them
:Did they take over this department too?
:Yes