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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :"Scarcity" :"Economics," said the fat man, "is the study of the allocation of scarce resources :" :The fat woman nodded. :*However,' he continued. searching through the papers on his desk for particular :one, "that is only recent definition. In the past, economics has been the study of :the allocation of very scarce resources.' :She nodded. :"Prior to that, was extremely scarce resources. At this point, he located a :drawing of the descent of man. This drawing was unusual in that each evolu- :tionary stage, the hominids were arguing with each other over something in the :middle of them "In fact,' he said, handing the image to her. economics can be traced all the way back to particular March in .332.014 B.C during which a :group of sapiens in sub-Saharan Africa had to divvy up turnip. At that time. eco- :nomics was defined as the study of the allocation of this one turnip." :"How was resolved?" :'Of course that lost to history in its particulars, he said "However there is :reason to believe that was resolved through the application of Newton's Second Law, as embodied in fist." :'How primitive, she said. :"Indeed. These would have been hominids too simple to make use of the laws of :thermodynamics to resolve turnip disputes, much less the laws of 'relativity. :She wrote this down He appreciated this, and moved him togo on :"Now. the point here this the study of economics is the study of moving :target. It began sthe study of how allocate few very rare things Then :became the study of how to allocate few moderately rare things With the advent :of cold fusion 30 years ago, reached what can be considered an inflection point.' :The post-scarcity society," she ventured. :"Wrong! he shouted. thrusting finger into the air. "The entire last generation of :econometricians made the selfsame mistake. No. don't you see? If nothing is :scarce, what scarce?" :She hesitated. It was important to her that she not look foolish to the new boss :"Nothing?" :"Wrong! If there are no scarce resources, the only scarce resource is scarce :resources." :don't follow. :"If everyone has everything, the only thing scarce is something nobody else has :She nodded. :'We ve already seen it in virtual goods. In an artificial universe, resource scarcity :can be created for relatively low price. But the fact that it is artificial ruins it If :the stray click of key can generate infinity of something, it i not scarce in any real sense. :She nodded again and crossed her legs. :*Don't you see,' he said. "We're sitting on goldmine here!" :He reached into desk drawer and pulled out wooden box :"What is it?" she asked. :He opened Inside was bright red apple, kept slightly chilled and moist by its :container. Three evenly spaced drops of dew glistened on the yellow dapples near stem. :"It's an apple,' she said :*Have bite." :She indicated herself. He nodded. She grimaced, then put down her notepad With :a slight tremble, she reached out her right hand for the fruit. Its red skin was as :flawless as the red lipstick she spent twenty minutes applying that morning Her teeth pressed through its exterior into moist white meat It was amazing :She shivered with delight as she crushed the sweet flesh her molars :*very single apple just like that one.' he said. grinning, "has just turned into :maggots!" :She swallowed, eyes wide. :"We sold hundreds of them!" he said. standing from his chair and turning around :to :look out the window. The cityscape was gorgeous mass of glass and French :curves. "We sold nine hundred -ninety -nine. to be precise. But the buyers didn't :know! If you were wealthy enough, you be able purchase this one maggot- :free apple for very high price. :I'm not sure people want this," she said. :"Fah! Why. it's already been tried in number of natural experiments we 've :tracked. For example, diamonds are not terribly rare creation of Nature But their :access was restricted and they became more popular than ever. Mind vou, we can't :afford the necessary lawsuits to have number of poor people killed whenever an :apple eaten. but this the next best thing. :Isee,' said. :'And that's not all! This box. in which the apple sits? It's pure Canadian pine. When your pinky brushed against just moment ago. released pine-eating beetle onto every such pine the world.' :"That's horrible!" she shouted :"Madame, this the post scarcity world of scarcity. No doubt those beetles will be transmuted into some useful substance. and those trees will return within weeks :But, for the moment. you are the only one to have Canadian pine.' :She recoiled this idea. but nevertheless found herself attracted to the wooden :box. its mellow brown sinews expertly carved and sanded. She touched for a :second time. It was hard and just little cold. :He smiled her. :"But." she said. still working through the implications "Won't the maggot-eaters mad?" :*WRONG! They be delighted! Mind you, not as delighted as the person eating :the apple. BUT. these people will each have an experience only had by 998 other individuals." :Isee,' she said slowly. "But then, you can't mass produce these." :"By definition, no. But we can produce more varieties We have prototype :orange that turns into locusts and banana that begs for mercy when you eat it :He held up white velvet box and opened it. exposing small yellow fruit, which screamed *LET ME GO! HAVE FAMILY! until he closed the container. :"IfI may,' she said. "If may, seems that that you 're mainly just introducing :ugly things into people's lives and then offering to take them away." :And that the new economics, madame.' He smiled. "Take note. Economics is :Caption: the study of the creation of scarce resources.'
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