Editing 2012-11-01 (section)

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:Why if that's true
:Mr. President, it's clear to me-the reason we have natural disasters is that we let the homos practice their unnatural lifestyle
:My god how come no one told me?
:Soon
:Welcome to the c.I.Gay. You are an elite force of the gayest individuals in america. You are a lightning rod for god's wrath, and it's up to you to use that power for good
:Today's News:
:Today's News:
:Hurricane changes course away from gulf coast to follow armada of
:Torrential rains end midwest drought; Prez credits mobilization of
:gay speedboats
:hundreds of rainbow RVs
:Today's News:
:Today's News:
:Earthquake rocks terrorist camp; big gay zeppelin seen floating above
:Sodomy-induced lightning strikes power new type of generator; electricity now free and clean
:Well that didn't go as planned.
:Yes it did: I've been trying to give my chosen people free energy for millenia.