Editing 2012-09-10 (section)

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:Dad - trolling a best practices guide
:Step 1: Recog-nize an opportunity.
:Daddy what's the hangy thing at the back of your mouth?
:Step a: Start with whatever vague bit of knowledge you have.
:That's called
:A "uvula"
:Step 3: Make any connections, no matter how tenuous or unlikely.
:Technically it's a uu-vula when I talk about yours. If I talk about mine, it's a "me"-vula. If a group of people own one, it's an usvula or a themvula, depending on whether you're in the group or not.
:Step 4: Deflect counterarguments as naive.
:What? But no other body parts work like that.
:Then how come boys have a heart and girls have a sheart? You knew about that, right?
:Step 5: Bide your time.
:Dammit dad! Mybiology prof thinks I'm an idiot because I asked about my meterus."
:Step 6: Acknowledge no responsibility
:Is everything you say tome a lie?!
:Caption: If I answer that, it'll result in a paradox.