Editing 2012-08-27 (section)

==Transcript==
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:God, I wish I didn't have a penis to make me do stupid things.
:Really? Really? Are we going to trot out that old line? Blame the penis. I'm the most rat tonal part of you!
:Go ahead! Ask brain what it wants to do for the next ten years/
:Video games.
:Maybe eat.
:Eat cookie dough.
:Sounds good to me.
:Of course it does. That's why
:I discipline you. You are constantly vigilant for sex. You're welcome. You practice sex once a day and twice a day on weekends. You're welcome.
:I convince brain to simulate thousands
:Of sexual circumstances, each less likely than the last, so that you're prepared to copulate under any conditions.
:Your having any hope of extending your genes
:Beyond the tiny blip of time in which you exist is due entirely to my training and influence.
:But hey. Penis is the ireational one! It's penis's fault you-
:Hey!
:You better report inearly tomorrow/
:Cook