Editing 2012-07-31 (section)

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:Honey! Your little boy kicked a girl at school today/tell him he's naughty!
:Oscar wilde said "as long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be
:Popular."
:I think that's basically true for all immoral behavior. We demonize it but we forget that demons are cool.
:So, what do you do?
:Whenever children do something bad, I spray them so they smell like
:Urine. Then I send them
:On playdates.
:The parents from the neighborhood are sold on my philosophy, so a playdate can be arranged whenever needed.
:Over time the children internalize the shame and associate their naughty impulses with feeling ugly and foolish. They begin to invigilate themselves constantly. Soon.
:They are perfect
:Little angels.
:In my day, we just spanked them.
:Spanking is immoral mother.