Editing 2012-03-18 (section)

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:We feared we would not survive the nuclear apocalypse, so we created a new race, superior in every way.
:Not only will they survive the war, they will surpass homo sapiens in every way that is desirable.
:But then the apocalypse never came
:Things that are more entertaining thanwatching the world burn
:Time
:We thought it best to exterminate the new humans, but they managed to escape to a hidden location.
:Come back! Trust us! Humans would never
:Destroy anything beautiful
:They returned fifty years later with an army and advanced technology.
:Fortunately, we found a workaround.
:Wait... if they're superior in every way, they must have superior ethics, too.
:Get me the
:President.
:Also fortunately, cyanide smells like almonds.
:War is never the answer even on those who deserve it.
:I yes
:3
:I suppose that's true.
:Let us celebrate peace with a tasty marzipan
:Cake
:The new humans are dead now.
:Turns out they have superior flavor too!
:Although the human race is flourishing now, hominid evolutionary theory will never be the same.
:Professor. Why did early homans
:I used to say "intelligence but the buzz word in the
:Do so well?
:Field right now is dickishness."