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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :We feared we would not survive the nuclear apocalypse, so we created a new race, superior in every way. :Not only will they survive the war, they will surpass homo sapiens in every way that is desirable. :But then the apocalypse never came :Things that are more entertaining thanwatching the world burn :Time :We thought it best to exterminate the new humans, but they managed to escape to a hidden location. :Come back! Trust us! Humans would never :Destroy anything beautiful :They returned fifty years later with an army and advanced technology. :Fortunately, we found a workaround. :Wait... if they're superior in every way, they must have superior ethics, too. :Get me the :President. :Also fortunately, cyanide smells like almonds. :War is never the answer even on those who deserve it. :I yes :3 :I suppose that's true. :Let us celebrate peace with a tasty marzipan :Cake :The new humans are dead now. :Turns out they have superior flavor too! :Although the human race is flourishing now, hominid evolutionary theory will never be the same. :Professor. Why did early homans :I used to say "intelligence but the buzz word in the :Do so well? :Field right now is dickishness."
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