Editing 2012-01-12 (section)

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:People annoyed shrill commercials
:Argh! There's no chance I'll ever buy a jumbo taco-burger watching this is a waste of my time and their money.
:But one day, a senator had a brilliant idea
:What if we could figure out the odds of a person buying a product due to a commercial multiply it by cost, and then allow consumers to pay that amount to skip ads
:The idea was presented to congress who then mandated every company offer ad skipping
:Qdos of purchase 50,000
:Cost of product $5
:Cost to skip =55 50,000
:00.0001 o deefworks $ products ad-skips
:There was a brief glorious period when companies reaped a wealth of micropayments and consumers never watched ads finally I can watch this show about which restaurant is best without constantly being marketed to
:But the companies soon rea) ized their main revenue had shifted to ad-skips
:I
:Specifically, commercials nobody liked
:This commercial showing tasty burgers is skipped 30% of the time, while this one with the annoying animated dog \s skipped 60% of the time
:Since all businesses now sold ad skips competition was fierce commercials wen rapidly from annoying to infuriating to horrifying
:Daddy, why is that man eating kittens?
:I don't
:Buy pepsi
:Within six monthg. Every ad was just seizure-inducing light flashes and the sound twelve year old girls make when they see a favorite musician in person
:Eeeeeeee wal-mart ebeeeeer
:Skip skip.
:Were purchased that even onsumer hatred grew only necessities slight luxuries were forced to jack u prices to balance out the drop odos of purchase one hot dog one dollar
:With ketchup.
:Four hundred trillion dollars. Plus dollar
:It's been two years now. Clothing is no longer made, homes are not repaired, and food sacks of food meal. All shows are entirely commercial and the commercials are just a laming baby skull barking ethnic slurs
:Fortunately humans excellent adapters bv the reached a dystopic chimax we were with it
:Hey, didja catch the all baby
:Aww, yeah, I love all-despising baby skull
:Night?