Editing 2011-10-25 (section)

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:Ugh. You know, in my day we weren't surrounded
:By porno like
:Your kids
:Watch.
:When I was a young girl, in our house, you were only allowed to watch xg porno. Nothing gross.
:No weird camera
:Angles everyone
:Behaved nicely.
:Nowadays, I hear about parents letting 3-year-olds watch xr films without any supervision at all.
:I mean. What's going
:To happen to a generation
:Of kids who grow up
:Without normal uplifting porn?
:Mom, we talk to our kids about things like reverse triple sodomy and electro-sporking
:Right.
:So they can save it for their wedding nights.
:That's the ideal, but, if they don't I wanna be sure they use two condoms, a
:Certified induction coil, and a 3-inch thick layer of
:Styrofoam insulation.
:Ugh. Well, just don't expect me to show them those sorts of videos when I babysit.
:Later.
:Can we watch assplosions 127
:No. You may watch a disney porn.
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