Editing 2011-09-21 (section)

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:Economists noticed an interesting trend.
:Gay couples tend to not
:Have children. So, they spend more money
:Improving their local
:Environment.
:The path was clear.
:If we can get each community to be a little gayer, the standard of living will increase for everyone.
:The unlikely possibility was turned into a political crisis
:For too long, undergayed communities have been left to languish in poverty! When I walk down any street in this country I want to be able to say "this neighbor-hood is pretty gay!
:Soon it became an international issue.
:Only one in ten american children will grow up to be gay! We are being massively outgayed by holland belgium, and the united kingdom.'
:And the patriotic became the mandatory,
:All boys and girls will receive a free
:Hormone injection.
:Do it for uncle sam, and his partner,
:Uncle dan.
:Economists tried to reverse the tide.
:Mr. President, we havemore data hormones don't work, and gay people spend differently but not more. Is so.. My won't work. For the better.
:Gay new deal.
:We had hoped to change the world
:According to our analysis, no gay nation has ever
:Made war upon
:Another gay nation.
:But we had just given it one more resource to fight over.
:This morning, japan invaded san francisco. Let there be no doubt as to their aim. May
:14
:God have mercy on our gays.