Editing 2011-09-06 (section)

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:I saw you snickering at my
:Combover. Perhaps you should consider
:The facts.
:One. Baldness is correlated with high
:Two. Men who live in nursing homes are usedto satisfying women who are soold they couldn't feel it if their faces were
:Testosterone.
:On fire.
:Three. Consider what sort of man is brazen enough to wear a combover this bad in public. He's a man without shame. Without fear of social taboo.
:A man who's capable of anything anywhere.
:In short a man who screws like a goddamn mountain gorilla!
:Wanna come back to my place?
:Could you at
:Least wear a hat?
:"hat" better not
:Caption: Be slang for condom.