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==Transcript== {{Computertranscript}} :[Describe panel here] :Insuren when superman started out he saved dozens of lives every day :Stop :Crook :The people were grateful :But soon it was realized that he could be saving many more lives :Instead of stopping criminals how about you transport loads of grain to starving people? :Oh okay :We sought out better and better life. -saving techniques :New plan: Use your strength to plow farmland in impoverished countries. Economists think that's better longterm :But- :Every second of quibbling is another dead baby :Finally we found maximum efficiency :We need you to crank this magnet as fast possible. The energy generates will be so chead that everyone can enjoy a western standard of living :Seems bit monotonous :Oh, that reminds me. Keep yourspeed constant at all times :G :This began wear on the hero :I kinda miss fighting crime :You know what miss? Food that's what they'll say in bangladesh if you stop :But society advanced rapidly on cheap clean energy :Ecome :17 :Scientists discovered a problem :By our calculations we will hit peak superman here :When's that? :When supermandies of exhaustion :We ectively transitioned clean energy making superman an obgolete power source :You've been replaced :By what? :Muons don't you read the news? :By then, society was so improved that crime was nonexistent making superman an obsolete person. :Stop crook :Oh no. He's giving me free purse and skimask :I'm keepin warm with my face :He tried to get a job resumé was a bit thin :But his :Superman :Planet :Present up and :He spent his last few nears as greeter for the smithsonian museum of superheroes :Welcome! My super-hearing tells me you need directions to the regtroom. :is :The exhibit of his body was much more popular. :Superman a transitions power
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