Editing 2011-03-24 (section)

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:Whnt end waz heres how: Start company that manufactures roller skates
:Offer to outfit the military with your product. Then get rebuffed by congress for such aludicrous idea
:Fortoolong,our bovs overseas have marched in unwheeled footgear:
:Why would they ever want that?
:Damn your political doublespeak
:Have an editorial writer accuse congress of failure to protect the troops
:Maybe it seems insane
:and stupid, but do we
:not face an insane and
:stupid enemy? An enemy
:we cannot let skate by.
:As media pressure mounts point out the number of 30bs created in each state
:Our skates are made via a needlessly convoluted sequence of 435 parts each built in a different congressional district.
:Congress will approve roller skates for every person in uniform
:As I have always said, we cannot let the enemy skate by
:Some time soon, there will be trouble in africa south america, or the middle east
:We can't pronounce his name but we can pronounce him a terrorist!
:As skates are worthless on all combat terrain, every battle will be lost.
:What do you mean skates. Don't work on sand 71 skate harder.
:Congress will refuse to acknowledge failure, which would mean giving up the skate industry's generous campaign funding
:Americans do not back down. / this is an obligation from which we shall not skate
:The cycle will continue until no military remains.
:Give me a status update on the armed forces
:Everyone quit there's no money left and nobody will lend to us on the plus side, any invaders will literally be tripped up by the useless roller skates piling up around the nation.
:And the necessary will be portrayed as an informed choice
:America has
:Always been
:A
:Nation of peace
:And that's the only way to change the system
:What if I just ran for congress myself.
:Don't be so cynical