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==Explanation==
The implication that spermatozoia (sperm cells) are members of an extraterrestrial species capable of vengeance is quite worrying for any masturbator, as ejaculating semen somewhere else than a vagina and thus an ovum causes its cells to die. This mass extermination of sperm would cause the hypothetical fellow spermatozoia to be quite angry indeed at the perpetrator of such a massacre. Nothing is said about the implications to human reproduction. 

The votey references the tendency of religious groups to twist the truth (regarding such things as the exsistence of gods and human sexuality) to preach archaic morality (including the discouragement of masturbation). A presumably soon-pubescent child is being lied to about spermatozoia avenging the deaths of their comrades, which is very similar to religion in real life lying about the eternal torment of Hell to keep the faithful away from anything that is defined as sin at the moment.