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- [A naked man is walking in a spaceship corridor, talking to an alien]
- Human: Zorgag, are there any human universals? Any behaviors we all engage in?
- Zorgag: Only one.
- [Further side shot]
- Human: Community?
- Zorgag: Common, with exceptions.
- Human: Revulsion for feces?
- Zorgag: Very popular but with deviation.
- [Front shot]
- Human: Religion?
- Zorgag: 80% tops.
- Human: War?
- Zorgag: Switzerland.
- [Far back shot]
- Human: So…
- Zorgag: That thing where you pretend your belly button is a mouth and the nipples are eyeballs.
- [The man looks sad and disappointed]
- [The man now has a more neutral face, Zorgag continues to talk]
- Zorgag: Woman, man, child, old, young, all races, all religions. Murderers do it. The pope does it.
- Zorgag: Nipple-faces, and nothing else, binds you.
- [Close-up on Zorgag, looking at the man]
- Zorgag: I see you are shocked.
- [Close-up on the man's torso. When interpreting the nipple as eyes and the belly button as a mouth, it looks like a shocked face.]
Votey Transcript[edit]
- [Similar as the last panel, but now looks like a sad face]
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