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Votey[edit]

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Explanation[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

[A naked man is walking in a spaceship corridor, talking to an alien]
Human: Zorgag, are there any human universals? Any behaviors we all engage in?
Zorgag: Only one.
[Further side shot]
Human: Community?
Zorgag: Common, with exceptions.
Human: Revulsion for feces?
Zorgag: Very popular but with deviation.
[Front shot]
Human: Religion?
Zorgag: 80% tops.
Human: War?
Zorgag: Switzerland.
[Far back shot]
Human: So…
Zorgag: That thing where you pretend your belly button is a mouth and the nipples are eyeballs.
[The man looks sad and disappointed]
[The man now has a more neutral face, Zorgag continues to talk]
Zorgag: Woman, man, child, old, young, all races, all religions. Murderers do it. The pope does it.
Zorgag: Nipple-faces, and nothing else, binds you.
[Close-up on Zorgag, looking at the man]
Zorgag: I see you are shocked.
[Close-up on the man's torso. When interpreting the nipple as eyes and the belly button as a mouth, it looks like a shocked face.]

Votey Transcript[edit]

[Similar as the last panel, but now looks like a sad face]

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