2009-06-20

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2009-06-20

Title text: 2009-06-20

Votey

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[God and Eve against a plain green background. Eve is holding an apple with a bite taken out of it.]

God: From now on, you will have pain in childbirth!

Eve: So. Now when a baby spends hours working its way out of my vagina, it'll hurt?

God: Well, I-

Eve: How about you make the ocean blue or the sun bright?

God: Hey, come on! Stop it!

Caption: 4,004 BC: For the first time, God cries.

Votey Transcript

God: You guys are dicks.

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